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POLK-N-ROLL
"der SHITZ KINGS originally formed in 1957 by grade-school dropout buddies HANS SHITZ,
LARS FLEGLER, & BLEG RAWKEY.
Sadly, Bleg passed away in 1982 from sirosis of the liver.
Undaunted, the remaining
members of der SHITZ KINGS joined forces with FRIEDEL OFANDORF, GRIFBOOT KILT, & FINGLERHEIMLER GINGOLD, who had
previously made a name for themselves as
THE POLKADOT EXPRESS.
The last few decades have seen der SHITZ KINGS rise to fame
as the "FLAB FIVE" of polkadom, wowing leiderhosers from Shavensac to Weederland and beyond. They shocked the short-wearing,
knicker-knocker community with their 1997 Polka-Heavy Metal crossover hit "POLKA TIL YOU PUKE."
In 2000, der SHITZ KINGS
came into their own when they were invited to play a command performance for the DUKE & DUTCHESS of FLEEGEHEAD, MORLEY
(the former BLIKHISTANIA).
After not showing up for years, LARS FLEGLER was finally succesful in getting his indecent exposure
suit settled for an undisclosed amount of bratwurst. The band was able to finally receive their Canadian Visas and kicked
off their North American POLKAWANK TOUR by headlining in Milwaukee, Wisconsin's Biervliet Cheese and Polkafest 2002!
Here
is der SHITZ KINGS brand new single
"HAPPY OLD WANKERS ON HOLIDAY."
True to their nature, the boys have delivered yet
another romp-rousing,
brew swilling, sing-a-song, Polka hit!"
...Bink Blastenberg / Polkabeaters Magazine
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